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What was the worst sex you've ever had?

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Ayo
Ayo
1 year ago

mine was when I was in school back then, after much persuasion for us to go to my place she finally agree to come, after the first round I got up to remove condom only to notice some reddish and whitish stuff on the condom, I just kindly left her. she was like we just getting started

Edu
Edu
1 year ago

She didn’t want me to look at her during the whole thing.

Bigbros
Bigbros
1 year ago

Chai….I remember one evening when I was super pounding one babe in my school back then, I was seriously minding my biz when her boyfriend walked in with 2 other guys. I guess someone alerted him because I sure had the gal screaming so loud. If you know wetin those guys do me that day? Hm….if you know the state where I later keep the guy till today? Lolz….Wheel chair ooo…I was minding my business mudafucker!

Gerrald
Gerrald
1 year ago

I had this girl(ex) I was about to get down with but couldn’t locate the center of excellence and I was like getting out of the mood then she shot me with something like this
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This one you dey do like this, you still be virgin? …
After pounding her that night, she stopped visiting me unprepared.

amaka
amaka
1 year ago

This guy pulls out and rips the condom off prepared to cum on my tits, I tell him to cum on my face. What I didn’t calculate was the volume of his Close-up paste. He blew his load up my nostrils and into my eyes and my mouth. I was unable to see for 2mins.

Okwe
Okwe
1 year ago

First sex, Had no idea what I was doing. Getting the condom on was an event in itself (and a mood killer). Then as soon as there was penetration she starts saying “oh my prince, oh my prince”… and I was thinking ” wtf

Tony
Tony
1 year ago

A room without good air ventilation doing my undergrad, dehydrated and tired.

I faked my orgasm to stop it.

Ana
Ana
Member
1 year ago

A room without good air ventilation doing my undergrad, dehydrated and tired.

I faked my orgasm to stop it.

Peddy
Member
1 year ago

She asked if I wanted a blow-job. she immediately began with this weird sensation so I looked down and realized that 1.) she had never done anything like this before in her life, and 2.) she took the term ‘blow-job’ as literal and was trying to blow my dick like it was a balloon.

Cock
Member
1 year ago

Her blow-job style involved a lot of teeth. She also tried to ‘deep-throat’ me, which just ended up painfully bending my dic..k, since she didn’t understand the ‘throat’ part.

abue
Member
1 year ago

With my ex boyfriend. I’m a pretty small person but he is big,( plus size ). He was on top of me and refusing to use his arms to support his heavy body, causing him to rest his entire body on me. I kept telling him to position himself up, but he kept saying his arms were tired. I started to suffocate. I started wheezing very loudly and needed my emergency inhaler. To make things worse, he got mad at me for “ruining the event”

Badboy
Badboy
1 year ago

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

Kenny
Kenny
1 year ago

Oh god, why would you guy do that? Just take a good shower or bath. You don’t need perfume or chemicals on your dick.

Ola
Ola
1 year ago

This is awful omg! what an idiot that guy is

Chidinma
Member
1 year ago

I have been dated this guy for few months now. Then came sex time. We were naked and making out, then I moved to go down on him. His crotch smelled very strong of perfume, and never dealing with it before, I started sucking him. It was perfume, & alot of it. My mouth was full of it, my nose & eyes started to burn, & I started throwing up. I couldn’t get that taste out of my throat and mouth and off my face for days.

Please, Guys stop.

Dralin
Member
1 year ago

Back in those days as an undergraduate, my friend and flatmate returned one night from clubbing with a good looking babe. As PHCN had taken light as usual, he took her into his room and attempted adult activities with her. In Less than 6 mins later, the girl rushed out of his room and into the bathroom, crying of peppery pain inside her private part. I came out of my room holding my touch where I met my friend in the corridor shivering. I asked what happened and he said the girl was a bit dry when he penetrated her… Read more »

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